When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him