When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him