When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.