It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.
None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
