How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Previous Random Joke Next

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Friend Zone Guy Jokes More Friend Zone Guy Jokes

How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Drougen Jokes More Drougen Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.