Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).