Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.