Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.