Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.