Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.