Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.