Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...