Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Earthquakes stop shaking
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Billiards and Billiards
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Hebrew
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
He only got nailed once
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.