Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.