Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.