Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.