Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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Ennwii

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.