Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.