How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Sikh Jokes More Sikh Jokes

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

Sunday School Jokes More Sunday School Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.