How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.