How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.