How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.