What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Moovie Jokes More Moovie Jokes

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.