Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country