Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.