Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.