What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.