What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.