What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.