What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Sole Jokes More Sole Jokes

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.