What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!