What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!