What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.