What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.