What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections