Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect