Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!