Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!