Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect