Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!