Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*