Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs