How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.