How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas