How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there