How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.