What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!