What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.