What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."