Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.