Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why would I be mad?

girls who are mad

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.