Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.