Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.