Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.