Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest