Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels