Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario