What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi