What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.