What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!