Fungus Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.