Fungus Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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