What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember