What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple