What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.