What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!