Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals