Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals