Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals