Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.