Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.