Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals