What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!