What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...