What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Lexus Jokes More Lexus Jokes

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...