What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!