What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!