What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Lexus Jokes More Lexus Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!