What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."