Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"
He was choking the chicken.
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
He got fired.
Because it got fired!
Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Paste unoriginal joke here)
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."