What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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To screw in the lightbulb.

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Dead.

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Get off Mu-lan!!!"

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"