What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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They're afraid of catching fire!

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."