What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"