What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!