What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !