What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.