What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"