What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !