What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?

An ant-ihistamine!

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Bother Jokes More Bother Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...