What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.