What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!