What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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They both want to crack open a cold one.

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They crack jokes.

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Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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A Nietzsche market!

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Necrophiliacs

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!