What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!