What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!