Skelly-vision!
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
To watch Dablooney Toons!
Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant
The shadow of his former shelf.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
The J'accusi