What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!