What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

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What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.