What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why, Bro?

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The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Where did you get that?

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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Atrophy

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They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Netflix and Trill!

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!