What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!