What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Bob.

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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It had muscles.

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Netflix and Trill!

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