What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.