What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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Bob.

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Who wins the election?

America.

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A cab.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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Atrophy.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!