What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi