What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!