What did the man get for winning the mu...

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.