Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

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They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

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A Oui-Tard

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.