Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.