Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!