Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl