Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Krill Bream.

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Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl