What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake