What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.