What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.