How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.