How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.