What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!