What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist