What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist