What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

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What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!