What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!