What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What do you call a drunken Muslim?

A: Mohammered.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries