My mother.
He wanted to hang with his family.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
Beef on WIC
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
And why is she wearing my underpants
