What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.