How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

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What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

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I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

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They never let you finish first. (#s)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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At a fist pump.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Ape Suzettes!

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants