How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.