When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
It got stuck in a crack.
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
Neightiri.
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
Man with a uterus somewhere
An empty toilet paper roll.
Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
You're my brother in arms!"
My donation check to Feed the Children!
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
A large medium in smalls.
My mother.
