What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.