What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.