What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.