What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.