What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !