What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible