When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.