When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow