When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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A. Their criminal record

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A Vinegar.

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See ya next month.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.