When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.