When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."