When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.