When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.