When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit ?

Will the defendant please rise !

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )