What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.