What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before