Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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