What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.