Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
Slow dance.
because she couldn't control her pupils
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Dude,I already did my time.
My homework"
It got mugged.
Because it was mugged.
my mugger, giving my purse back