What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.