What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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They both tend to shoot up schools.

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Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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A mobile-Chernobyl!

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A fission-chips shop.