What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.