Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel