What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy