What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.