What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy