What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

Lickit Lickit