What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!