What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.