What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.