What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9