People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A herrocopter
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
