What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.